10. There’s always one guy judging what we do as if he could do it better. Nobody knows who died and made him expert. Every business has one or knows one. In fact everyone you tell about the business seems to know it all.
9. Usually the one who wears the most makeup gets the most attention at the office.
8. A bakers dozen creates more raving fans out of your customers than a regular dozen.
7. If you can make it to year 8 you’ll be making big money. Most small businesses tank before 1 year.
6. No matter how hard you work at your business there will always be a 16 year old who seems to accomplish more in less time and with much more ease.
5. Some times it still pays to finish 2nd or 3rd. 2nd is not always the first loser as they say.
4. Like American Idol Finalists most small business owners who experience some success think they can do anything.
3. Coca Cola is everywhere.
2. If you have a Enlishman on your board of directors you will be more successful.
1. The underdog sometimes does actually win.
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